*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*
*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*
i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it
She looks genuinely proud of herself.
You would be proud too if you had just hit an imaginary home run with an imaginary baseball bat, right out of the imaginary ball park.
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
you can feel the regret in this picture
you can almost taste it
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
I can’t listen to State Of Grace without going back the the exact moment at the Red Tour when you see her silhouette and everyone loses it and the screams get louder and just wow I love State Of Grace a lot.
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)